R.D. Hohenfeldt, Ozarks Boy and

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Peewee's back

My wife hears him calling for her today

 

Saturday, May 24, 2008

 

My wife's little buddy, Peewee, has arrived back in Rolla, and he came calling on her, or rather for her, today.

"I hear Peewee," my wife said this afternoon while I was planting some roses for her. I stopped and listened and heard the call that my wife think sounds like "Hey, Delaine!"

Peewee is an Eastern Wood Peewee, a tiny bird who likes to sit high up in trees, preferably on dead branches, where he keeps an eye out for flying insects, which he swoops down upon and eats.

He's a little guy with a big mouth, and as the summer progresses, he seems to get louder. My wife loves the little guy, and has been looking forward all spring to hearing him call.

Yes, I'll admit that I've been looking forward to hearing him call again, too. There's something comforting about the cycles of God's creation, even something that most people would think is minor, the return of a little bird.

 

 

Every little bit helps

A little bit of rain today

 

Saturday, May 24, 2008

 

We've not had any rain for quite a spell, but we got some today. My rain gauge measured 0.8 inch.

 

 

Nuisance birds taking over

Anyone got any ideas about grackles?

 

Thursday, May 22, 2008

 

My wife told me that today the grackle fledglings had apparently left their nest.

"They were all over the place," she said. "They emptied all the suit feeders, and they've run all the good birds off. I haven't seen an oriole, a cardinal or a goldfinch all day. Just grackles."

We've been looking for ways to keep the good birds and get rid of the grackles, but we're having no luck. We did find something a little unusual on one website that suggests the following:

 

Any nontarget songbirds accidentally captured in a decoy trap should be released immediately. Blackbirds to be disposed of should be killed humanely. They can be transferred from the gathering cage to a cardboard box or canvas-covered cage and asphyxiated with carbon dioxide gas. All dead birds should be examined for bands, and any bands found should be reported. One option for disposal that should not be overlooked is culinary. Blackbirds, being primarily grain eaters, make good food for humans! Recipes for quail or dove also work well for blackbirds.

I guess maybe when hard times get here we can capture the grackles and bake them in a pie, as the children's nursey rhyme suggests for blackbirds.

 

 

Another new visitor

Flicker drops by for a drink

 

Sunday, May 18, 2008

 

After planting some tomatoes and listening to an exciting Cardinals ball game this afternoon, I was sitting in the den/office, writing and watching the birds, mostly watching the birds.

The Goldfinches are back in droves. The hummers are fighting over the two feeders. Orioles drop in for a taste of orange and grape jelly.

"What's that guy on the bird bath?" I asked my wife.

"I don't know, but is there any water in there? You've got to keep water in there to attract them," she said.

"Yes. There's water in there. Look, he's drinking. What is he? Or she?" I said.

The foot-long bird dipped its beak again into the water.

"It's got a small patch of red on the back of its head, and black on its chest," I said.

"And look. It has yellow on the underside of its tail," Delaine said.

I grabbed the Audubon Field Guide and started looking through the woodpecker section.

"I think it's a flicker of some sort," I said. My wife checked Wikipedia and found the bird to be a Yellow-shafted Northern Flicker. It's the state bird of Alabama and is known there as a yellowhammer.

I usually only post my own bird pictures here, but our visitor got away before I could snap a shot of him. On the right is a public domain photo found on the Internet, taken by Ken Thomas in Johnston County, North Carolina.

Feeding birds is doing God's work (Matthew 6:26). That feeding includes not only seed and suet, but water. If you want to enjoy the benefit of seeing these beautiful little creatures in your yard, then go over to Lowe's and get a bird bath. Make sure you put fresh water in it daily. You'll make the birds happy and they'll keep coming back.

 

Sunday sermon

I hope your mother is as good as mine

 

Sunday, May 11, 2008

 

If you watch Christian television, listen to Christian radio or read Christian magazines or books, you know the importance of testimonies in Christian media. In these personal stories, Christians tell about their lives before they began a relationship with Christ, how they came to find out about the Savior and how that new relationship changed their lives.

The testimonies that get the biggest play in the Christian media are the ones where the life before Christ was bad, very bad. Sometimes the testifiers give some salacious details about their previous lives; often they spend much time and many words recounting their sinfulness. Then, in fewer words, they tell how Jesus saved them, took away their sins, and summing up briefly they tell how they enjoy their new life as a Christian.

The more lurid the life before Christ, the more exciting the testimony, the more books that are sold, etc. I remember one time in Rolla some years back a former stripper came to town to give her testimony to a women's group; I didn't go, because I'm not a woman, but a regular attender told me they had a packed house for the first time in a  long time.

Now, it's important to understand that forgiveness is available to everyone, no matter how salacious, lurid or evil a life you might live, but I think it's also important to consider the testimonies of people who have consistently followed Christ throughout their lives.

Today, Mothers Day, I'm thinking of my sweet Mama, raised by God-fearing parents who made sure she was in church every Sunday of her childhood and youth. She found a good Christian boy (or, rather, the Lord brought the two of them together) and she married him. Her life has been consistent; she has always loved God, her husband and her children. She has always been available to serve Christ, as a church musician, a church librarian, a leader in women's missionary activities. She and my Daddy have also been involved in prison ministry. She's part of the church quilting group, making quilts for the children's home and other missions.

I'm also thinking of my Grandmothers Howe and Hohenfeldt. They, too, led lives of consistent service to God. Grandma Howe was a hard-working Missouri hill country woman who made it to church every Sunday, read her Bible every day and made quilts for the children's home. She sent $2 a month to Billy Graham and other preachers she heard on the radio or television. Grandma Hohenfeldt wouldn't watch television or listen to the radio; she believed those instruments were too wordly. She went to meeting, not church, in other believers' homes each Sunday. She read her Bible and led a pure life..

My mother and my grandmothers have testimonies that are not dramatic enough to be in books, magazines or on TV or radio. They couldn't give tell tales of dramatic conversions that would put you on the edge of your seat. It is good when anyone enters a relationship with Christ, but I think the best testimonies are those of the quiet, consistent, pure lives with Christ--lives like those of my Mama, her mama, and my Daddy's mama.

 

 

Nature notes

 

Sunday, May 11, 2008

 

The sky was still overcast this morning when I went to Sunday School at 10 a.m. and the wind was brisk, making the high 40s temperature feel a little cooler.

I dumped 0.6" from the rain gauge at noon. By then, it was sunny and clear. The wind was still pretty brisk, and there was still enough chill in the air that my wife and I both wore jackets when we went to eat a Mothers Day dinner with our daughter and son-in-law.

Around 5:30 p.m. at home, we spotted a Gray Catbird eating jelly from the Oriole feeder.

 

 

 

 

Nature notes

 

Saturday, May 10, 2008

 

I dumped 0.2" from the rain gauge at 5:30 p.m.

 

 

Nature notes

 

Friday, May 9, 2008

 

My wife and I saw a Yellow-bellied Sapsucker eating nectar from the Oriole feeder.

 

 

Nature notes

 

Thursday, May 8, 2008

 

I dumped 0.3" from the rain gauge at 5:10 a.m. and 0.2" at 4 p.m.

 

 

Nature notes

 

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

 

I dumped 0.2" from the rain gauge at 5:30 a.m. and 2.3" at 9:30 p.m.

 

 

Had to miss church today

So I worshipped at home instead

 

Sunday, May 4, 2008

 

A crew came over this morning to take a couple of huge oak trees out of our backyard today, so I had to miss church. I attend Macedonia Baptist Church north of Rolla, and our Sunday School class is a highlight of my week. I missed our good fellowship and our freewheeling discussion. If you aren't going to Sunday School anywhere (and you don't mind going to a place that will let the likes of me in it), then come out to Macedonia Baptist Church at 10 a.m. next Sunday.

It wasn't the same, but Bott Radio Network filled in this morning. Right now I'm listening to a Bible class on the streaming audio while watching them take the tree down..

We're having the two trees removed because they're too close to the house, and we've had ice in the Ozarks two winters now. The January 2007 ice storm was very bad, and we had a little bit more ice this past winter. We're trying to avoid any chance of a third winter of ice doing major damage.

I hate to lose those trees because they shade the house and keep it cool. They're also a good place for the birds to go. On the plus side: Far few leaves and more sun for the garden.

It's a beautiful day in the Ozarks: Clear, blue sky and temperature sitting at 62.

 

 

New visitor and a returnee

Finally, we spot a hummingbird in our backyard

 

Saturday, May 3, 2008

 

We saw a new bird in our yard today, and a return visitor.

The new guy was an Indigo Bunting. I snapped a picture of him through the window. It isn't a good picture (the window needs cleaning), but here he is.

Returning is a Ruby-Throated Hummingbird. I didn't get a picture of him yet, but I will. The hummers have been in the Ozarks since late March, but we've not seen one at our feeders until today.

It has been cold here. I wore my heavy jacket while out running errands today. My wife and I started the day at Panera in Rolla for coffee and orange scones. I'm not a big fan of the place; it's a bit too pretentious for me. It's where the trendiest folks in Rolla go, and I enjoy watching and making fun of them. Moreover, it's the only place I can find those orange scones. I'm digressing. I was talking about the cool weather. At Panera, I overheard a group of gentlemen at the next table talking about the Ozarks' cool weather, as well as snow up north somewhere, and they were making fun of Al Gore and wondering where that global warming had gone off to. I'm wondering myself. The older I get, the less I like cold weather, and I was kind of counting on global warming to see me through my old age.

 

 

More about birds

Woodpeckers visit our feeders

 

Monday, April 28, 2008

 

Delaine and I bought some suet feeders and that has drawn the woodpeckers down to viewing distance. Today while I was at work a male Red-bellied Woodpecker came and act like he was at a buffet, she said. When I came home I sat and watched the feeders just a few minutes and a black-and-white bird showed up. I couldn't figure out what it was. Delaine took a look at the Audubon bird guide we had and found out it was a female Hairy Woodpecker, which looks just about like the male, but without a red patch on the back of the head.

The Goldfinches have abandoned us, as have the Purple Finches. The House Finches remain.

We didn't see the Orioles at all today.

 

 

Bird sightings

Gorgeous and cool birds show up

 

Thursday, April 24, 2008

 

When I called my wife this afternoon to let her know I was on my way home, she told me to hurry up and get home because she had something exciting she wanted me to see.

When I got home, she was all worked up because two Baltimore Orioles had been feeding throughout the afternoon at the hummingbird feeder just ouside the window right in front of our computer table. "Cool," she wrote on her bird log.

Moreover, she saw two Rose-breasted Grosbeaks on our new squirrel-proof feeder this afternoon, too. "Gorgeous," she wrote.

I saw the Oriole once since I got home. I hope he comes back so I can get a good close-up photo.

So far, no hummingbirds have shown up at the hummingbird feeders.

I just saw a female Cardinal, a Tufted Titmouse and a Blue Jay at our seed feeders.

Well, that's the excitement at our house today.

 

Sunday sermon

A lesson learned at the urinal

 

Sunday, April 20, 2008

 

One day this past week I had to take a quick bathroom break at work to get rid of my morning coffee. At the other two urinals were a father and his young son, who was about three. The boy was at the urinal that's set in the wall a little lower for kids, so he reached up and flushed it himself. I think he must have stuck his hands in the flushing water to wash them because I heard the father say, "Don't put your hands in there. That's dirty."

His father, of course, took the child over to the sink to get some soap and water. The little'un thought he'd had enough water on his hands for one day so he refushed to put his hands under the waterspout and would have nothing to do with soap.

The father tried to get the boy to wash a couple of times, but the kid raised such a ruckus of screaming and crying that daddy just said, "OK, then, let's go."

Isn't that just a perfect picture of what God the Father tries to do for us? We're sinful beings by our nature, and we put our bodies, minds and spirits in unclean situations, often (or usually) a lot worse than a urinal. God the Father tries to lead us to the cleansing available to us through the blood of Jesus Christ, but we refuse. God the Father may work in our lives in ways that we think is unfair but he's trying to get our attention and get us to be obedient. We start screaming and raising a ruckus, and God the Father may just let us go, at least for awhile.

How much better for us it would be if we'd just do what the Father wants, which is repent of our sins, believe on Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, giving him control of lives by following his example and seeking his will for our lives by reading the written Word (the Holy Bible). I think it's clear that it is his will that we be baptized and participate in regular worship with other believers, too.

God gives you a choice. You can continue to play in life's urinals or you can go to what the old hymn describes as "a fountain filled with blood drawn from Immanuel's veins and sinners plunged beneath that flood lose all their guilty stains."

 

 

Saturday poem

Some verse to brighten your weekend

 

Saturday, April 19, 2008

 

Nothing Beats Beans

 

It was my buddy Earl’s birthday

So I took him out to eat

“Order what you want, Earl,” I said.

“The lobster can’t be beat.”

 

But when the waitress arrived

And suggested leg of lamb,

Earl said, “Ma’am I believe I’ll have

“A plate of beans and ham.

 

“And bring fried taters, cow butter

“And cornbread baked golden brown

“And a tall glass of buttermilk, real cold,

“To wash it all down.”

 

“Earl,” I said,  “It’s your special day

“And I’m offering you a treat

“Order some clams, shrimp, crab legs,

“Those things you don’t normally eat.”

 

“Now Ozarks Boy,” Earl said, “I thank you

“For your thoughtful, culinary gift

“But if I don’t eat those odd foods you mentioned

“I hope you’ll not be miffed.

 

“See I’m just a plain old Ozarks hillbilly

“Who never ka-bobbed a shish

“Or fileted a mignon (whatever that is)

“Or ate any unusual dish.

 

“I grew up eating a simple diet

“That was within my parents’ means

“Every night it was beans and taters

“Or for variety, taters and beans

 

“I developed a taste for simple foods

“Served from kettles, not fancy tureens

“So just give me taters and cornbread

“And a heaping plate of beans.

 

“Oh, sure, I’ll eat a little sausage

“And no meatloaf’s good as Aunt Irene’s,

“But when it comes to real good eatin’

“Just give me taters, ham and beans.

 

“Rich foods make my belly hurt

“Like I’ve been kicked by a couple of fiends

“So I stick with God’s simple fare

“Cornbread and buttermilk, taters and beans.”

 

“Earl,” my friend, “I wholeheartedly agree,

“It must be in our hillbilly genes.”

Then I turned to the waitress, smiled and said,

“Darlin’, two plates of ham ’n’ beans.”

 

I don’t care what foods are called the best

By professors and educated deans

Nothing beats a simple meal

Of cornbread, taters, ham and beans.

 

 

Oriole drops by for a visit

Backyard birdwatching is fun

 

Friday, April 18, 2008

A Baltimore Oriole dropped by our backyard Thursday to have a few seeds. No, he wasn't a baseball player; he was a brilliantly colored bird. My wife and I were both thrilled to see the little feller perched on a feeder. She saw him first in the early afternoon while I was at work. He came back in the late afternoon after I had arrived home and sat down in our den/office where we can work at our computers and look out the window from time to time at the bird feeders to see who has stopped by to visit.

Backyard birdwatching is great fun. If you'd like to get started, Lowe's has a great how-to article for beginners. Lowe's sells a bird feeder that I recommend; it's an anti-squirrel feeder that works. When a squirrel puts its weight on the perch, a lid covers the feeding holes. When more than one grackle sits on it, the feeder closes. However, several little birds can eat; even a couple of moderate-sized birds, like Cardinals, can sit on it and eat.

The Oriole enjoyed eating from the sock of finch food. My wife told me Orioles like fruit, so I stuck half an orange out on the end of the shepherd's hook that holds one of the seed feeders. I didn't see the Oriole today, but maye he'll be back with friends Saturday.

Saturday is supposed to be sunny and warm. It would be a great day to stop by the Lowe's Garden Center and pick up a shepherd's hook, an anti-squirrel feeder and plenty of bird seed. You might also consider a hummingbird feeder. They ought to be plentiful around here soon. I'm going to cook up some new nectar Saturday and refill my five feeders.

 

 

Some gardening news

Classes open to all skill levels

 

Friday, April 18, 2008

 

I'm hoping the weather is nice enough that I can get out in the yard and start cleaning it up and gettting my garden put in. The weatherman says it should be fairly nice.

Today was gray and overcast. The 5 p.m. observations at TheOzarkChronicle.com's weather station showed 49.8 F as the temperature with humidity of 76 percent. Rain amounted to 0.9 inch. The low was 49.6 F and the high was not aviailable. Wind was from the south/southwest.

Speaking of gardening, a series of Monday night classes will start at 6:30 p.m. April 28 at the Pulaski County Courthouse in Waynesville.

Here’s a look at the topics and speakers planned for the four classes:

April 28: Three beekeepers kick off the gardening series.  William Vierck; Bill Swingle and Don Moore, President of Mid-Missouri Beekeepers Association, cover the history, habits and hives of bees, and demonstrated beekeeping kits.  They outline best gardening practices to reverse declining bee populations.  Don Moore tells gardeners, “never spray insecticide on an open blossom, not even soapy water - the least toxic of insecticides.”

May 5: Topics include “Armadillos, Deer, Rabbits and Moles in the Garden,”presented by Missouri Department of Conservation’s Jim Braithwait, and “Successful Blueberries” presented by Emily Brown.  Brown offers pitfalls and practical knowledge for harvesting a large crop of the antioxidant-rich blueberry.

May 12: Geniece Brandes discusses ‘Improving Clay Soil.’ Brandes includes Lasagna Gardening – a method of layering compost materials that are usable earlier than traditional compost piles.  Sue Goodman presents ‘Worm Farms and Worm Castings.’ Goodman explains materials and systems to produce worm castings, which are considered “black gold” - a ready-to-use fertilizer that does not need over-wintering in the soil.

May 19: Flower topics conclude the course.  Andy Weiss presents ‘ Missouri ’s Natives,’ with logical reasons for specific garden selections, and Mark Routh offers ‘Much about Perennials’ including plant propagation and new North American perennials.

The cost is the same for a person or for a couple/family; $5 per night or $15 for the entire course.  It includes one set of handouts.  To insure a set of handouts, please pre-enroll by phoning Pulaski County Extension at 573-774-6177.  Registration forms are available at //extension.missouri.edu/pulaski.  All levels of gardeners are welcome.

 

 

Wild article

Do you have what it takes to live here?

 

Thursday, April 17, 2008

 

This has been a beautiful day. The predicted rain didn't show up, and the temperature rose to 79.1 after an overnight low of 55.7.

We've got an 80 percent chance of rain Friday, according to the weatherman.

Here are a couple of excerpts from  a wild article in the Mother Earth News about the Ozarks that I ran across today:

Furthermore, if you have children and genuinely love them, don't cripple their minds by subjecting them to the low level of "education" that prevails in such parts. The public schools naturally reflect the attitudes of the local voters . . . who are for the most part ignorant, want to stay that way, and have no use for ideas brought in from "outside" by upstart city folk. (Incidentally, how you look has little effect on your acceptance. If you dress well, you're a city dude and therefore suspect. If you have long hair and want to live simply, you're a hippie and even less welcome.) ......Since few progressive people are moving into the portion of the Ozarks I'm referring to, alternative schools are almost non-existent and are not likely to be established because of lack of interest. Do you want your children to be decently taught, and to come under the influence of other youngsters at least no more ignorant and savage than they are themselves? Then spare them the stunting effect of deep-country residence, with its non-education and warping social contacts.

This article was published in May 1975. I guess things may have been a little different back then. Let's see, where was I? Oh, yes, after having my mind crippled, I graduated in 1971 from a public high school supported with the tax money of the ignoramuses who live in these parts. By the time this article was published,  I had completed three years at the University of Missouri in Columbia, including one year of journalism school.

Somehow with my crippled brain and my education from non-progressives, I managed to graduate from the University and then go to work as a reporter and editor for about 30 years. I'm no genius, but I managed to raise two children who are employed, going to church regularly, paying taxes and voting Republican.

 

 

Enjoying birds--Part II

They add color, music to the lawnscape

 

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

 

I don't categorize myself as a birder, and I don't belong to the Audubon Society, although I've attended meetings of the local chapter and enjoyed them. I just watch the birds in my backyard, read about them in the books I've picked up over the years and check out the Missouri Bird Calls tape at the Rolla Public Library every now and again. That's the extent of my birding.

Oh, yes, I feed them regularly, too.

And I photograph them when I get a chance. Here are a couple more photos I took recently in the backyard:

I think the first one is a junco. It's a small bird.

The second one is a mourning dove, which I like for two reasons. One, I love the call of the dove. That call sounds like the Ozarks to me. In fact, the calls of the dove and the whippoorwill just sum up the Ozarks for me. Two, the dove makes some mighty fine eating. My son-in-law likes to hunt them, and my daughter serves them cooked on a bed of  rice. Umm-mmm; mighty fine, mighty fine.

I'm not sure what the third one is. I think it is a brown thrasher. At least, I hope it is. If you know for sure what it is, write me at rdh@theozarkschronicle.com.

The weather has been beautiful today. We're supposed to get some rain tomorrow and Friday, but the weekend is supposed to be clear and warm. I hope so, for I have a lot of yard work to do.

 

 

Enjoying birds

While muttering at the fat and sassy squirrels

 

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

 

The Goldfinches aren't feeding this afternoon and I hope they haven't gone away. My wife's beloved Mom-Z down in Texas says her experience with Goldfinches has shown then to be fickle. A flock of them will come to her feeders for a length of time and then they'll go away and not come back for a long time. We've had a bunch of them for the last couple of weeks. We've got two feeders up; one is a sock feeder and one is a perch feeder. The two feeders have been covered at times with about a dozen finches, mostly Goldfinches with some purple finches and house finches joining them to add other colors.

We've got four seed feeders up, too, for the perching birds. The dadblame squirrels have been giving me fits. Right now I'm looking at a couple of nice fat robbers going after the birdseed. They'd be delicious fried, along with squirrel gravy and fresh homemade biscuits, but my wife frowns on that notion.

To try to calm me down, she bought a squirrel-proof feeder at Lowe's. She also found some kind of pepper mixture on the internet. According to the packaging, this pepper mix is supposed to put a bad taste in the squirrels' mouths while giving the birds some additional vitamins and minerals. I just watched a fat squirrel hanging upside-down on the squirrel-proof feeder chowing down on the pepper-laced seed. Apparently, he likes the new seasoning.

Tis is great backyard birdwatching weather. The temperature is 63 degrees; no clouds obscure the sun. My neighbor just had his yard service over to cut his grass, so my yard looks even more raggedy. Our overnight low, according to TheOzarkChronicle.com's weather station was 32.1.

Life is good here in the Ozarks. I think I'll just sit back, drink my lemonade and enjoy the birds and mutter at the squirrels. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

 

Snow in spring

Our Ozarks oddball weather continues

 

Monday, April 14, 2008

 

 Most of the thousands of you who monthly log on TheOzarksChronicle.com read our reports of life in the Ozarks because you are thinking seriously of moving here.

Let me tell you something: Be prepared for oddball weather, and be prepared for extreme weather. For as long as I can remember, Ozarks weather has been this way. This year has been no different.

Sunday morning I woke up and shivered when my feet hit the cold hardwood floor. When I opened the door to let Sophie and Dixie Belle outside, I saw a layer of white on the cars and the deck. I could see it was still spittin’ a little of bit of something.

“Hey, honey,” I said when the dogs leaped onto the bed and started licking the face of my wife who was snuggled down into the blanket. “It snowed last night, and it’s still coming down a little.”

Normally, my wife loves snow. She grew up in a Southern metropolis where snow was rare, and even a quarter inch would bring the city to its knees.

“Oh, no,” she said. “This is going to kill the buds on my Japanese magnolia.”

She’s been working with this tree since 2002 to get some buds, and this is the first year that they’ve been plentiful.

“It’s also going to nip the buds of the rose of Sharon,” she said of the plants I put along the driveway a couple years ago.

So, folks, that’s what you can expect of some springs in the Ozarks. It doesn’t always happen that way, of course; sometimes the weather moves smoothly from winter into spring and then to summer. Sometimes, but not often.

TheOzarksChronicle.com weather station recorded a low Saturday night of 27.5 F. The overnight low Sunday was 30.3 F.

A freeze warning remains in effect from 9 tonight until 8 Tuesday morning for areas of the Eastern Ozarks, “particularly locations along and east of a line from Branson to Vichy,” according to the National Weather Service, which includes Phelps County.

Notes the weather service: “A freeze warning means sub-freezing temperatures are imminent or highly likely. These conditions will kill crops and other sensitive vegetation.”

The good news from the NWS is this: “Tonight will be the final night of freezing conditions in the Eastern Ozarks for this cold snap.”

So, friends, if you’re looking to move to the Ozarks, understand that the weather won’t always be to your liking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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