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By R.D. Hohenfeldt

Managing Editor

July is just another word for blackberries, fireworks, tomatoes, barbecue and watermelon.

Out in the country when I was a young Ozarks Boy, we’d get up early during blackberry season to go blackberry pickin’ with Grandma Hohenfeldt. There were lots of wild blackberries in the brush, and Grandma liked to pick as many as she could get to, freezing them to eat throughout the year

Oh, how we kids looked forward to going blackberry picking. We’d put on long-sleeve shirts and we’d tuck our pants into our boots. Then we’d spray with some kind of insecticide to keep the ticks and chiggers off, although out in the country there was no way for a kid who played outside to avoid chiggers. We hated ticks, though. I don’t know if Off was even invented at that time; Grandma used something from Stanley Home Products, which I’m not sure even exists any more.

We’ll we’d take off at daybreak to try to get as much picking done before the sun got high in the sky and heated us up. Even with the sun low on the horizon, it didn’t take too long for us to get hot and start whining.

It took a much longer time to fill up a bucket, because we ate as much as we picked; maybe more than we picked.

Oh, man, though, we’d forget the heat when we got back to the house. Grandma would fix us a bowl of blackberries which we’d sprinkle with sugar. My cousin would add some milk. I preferred just berries and sugar. Might fine eatin’.

Summer is also watermelon time.

The other morning while in the car I listened to the Beale Street Caravan program on KUMR (which will become KMST this month) and heard a feature on "blues food." I think the commentator was Jessica Harris, a Southern foodways writer. She talked about watermelon, acknowledging that it can be a dangerous topic among African Americans. In fact, she said that if you were to bring up that topic among a group of blacks you would be "taking your life in your hands."
Too many black stereotypes, she said; too negative.
These negative stereotypes must have originated with Yankees, for as a Georgia-born, Ozarks-raised hillbilly, I can tell you that we rural white boys find nothing racist about eating watermelon. Nor do we find anything racist about eating fried chicken, barbecue, fried catfish, greens (turnip, mustard, collard), beans, cornbread, fried okra, or hog meat. I recommend all such food to all the children of the world, red or yellow, black or white. I'd recommend hog meat to Jews and Muslims, too, but I guess they'd pass on it.
Speaking of hog meat and stereotypes, there's a barbecue joint in Canton , Texas , where the owner has a stereotypical view of Missourians. My wife and I wanted a Texas barbecue sandwich while traveling to Houston to see her people last year, so we stopped there. I was wearing a Missouri University tee-shirt, and while standing and looking at the menu on the wall, I heard the guy behind the counter (I think he was the owner) say, "We've got plenty of pork for you Missourians." Now, if I were a liberal, I'd have taken offense at this stereotype, but I'm not, so I didn't.
"Gimme a barbecue beef for my Texas wife out in the car and Show Me a barbecue pork," I said, grinning and strengthening another stereotype.
Back to watermelons: I recall Watermelon Boy firecrackers when I was a kid. The little package of 'crackers had a colorful label with a painting of a little black boy in a watermelon patch eating a HUGE slice of watermelon. I wish I could find a print of that painting, for I liked it. I identified with it. I was a white Ozarks boy who could not ever get enough watermelon. I'd say that I have never had the chance to find my capacity of either watermelon or tomatoes, my two favorite summer foods.
As an adult, I once made a fool of myself over watermelon. It was back in the late Eighties and I was covering a University of Missouri Extension Farm Tour in Phelps County . Our last stop was at the farm of Lavern and Doris Greig, and they had a table of cold watermelon set up in the yard after the tour. I kept going back to the table and eating watermelon. I finally quit when they started laughing at me. I couldn't help myself. I'm a Watermelon Boy.
 

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